Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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