Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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