Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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