I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
