yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
