guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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