Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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