this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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