I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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