party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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