Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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