i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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