Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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