i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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