I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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