Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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