omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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