I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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