I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
