I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My ass is underappreciated
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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