4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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