There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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