I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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