At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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