He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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