I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He felt like a one man threesome
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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