Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
