New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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