Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Is Oprah even human
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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