2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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