I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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