You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
