Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She tied me up with her honor cords...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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