I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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