Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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