saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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