But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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