I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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