Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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