its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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