have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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