U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize