Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he shaved USA in his pubs
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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