i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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