So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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