I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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