The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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