Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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