All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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