when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We are two peas in an std pod
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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