White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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