Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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