He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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