So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Dear god my vagina.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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