the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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