yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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