bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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