I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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