i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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