Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
